You can go to http://obama-weather.com/ to have Obama tell you what the weather is like in your city. If you plan to use this site to help you get ready in the morning I would give you a word of caution. I think you can expect a lot of wind out of Obama, a cold winter for our nation’s working class and a little more sunshine thrown out to our enemies. When Obama declares a sunny day and it begins to rain, I think a whole lot of us will join the Joe Wilson  ”You Lie!” fan club. I declare this a rainy day for our nation.

First he bows to the Saudi King and now to Japan’s Emperor Akihito. Instead of an Obama Bobblehead they need to make his bobble at the hips so he can bow over and over again as his figurine sits in liberal cubicles across our country. Remember how the POTUS lied about the bow to the Saudi King – first it was the camera angle, then it was he stumbled a bit. Well, I think we can safely say 1.) either Obama will bow to anything or 2.) He repeatedly lied to everyone or 3.) Both of these are true. Nevertheless we have a President with a bowing epidemic unfortunately we are short on vaccines.

The Lemon likes to bow to just about everything and everyone except for the will of the people in our country and the God he “supposedly” worships. He might want to check out the story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and pray that he doesn’t find himself in a furnace someday.

Conan’s Monologue | Aired Tuesday night on NBC: 

A year ago today, Barack Obama was elected president. It’s been a year, can you believe that? Yeah. A lot’s happened. Yeah. In one short year, Obama’s slogan has gone from, “Yes, we can,” to “Wow, this is freakin’ hard.” 

Thank You Conan I needed that laugh today.