A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this; “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I have!” she replied.
“I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama.” –Rodney
1.) Jesus was born in Bethlehem and not Kenya.
2.) Jesus has allowed us to look at His document for 2,000 years. Obama won’t even give us 48 hours.
3.) Jesus made promises to keep. Obama just keeps making promises.
4.) Jesus healed the sick instantly. Obama plans to heal the sick after 3 years on a waiting list.
5.) Jesus expelled demons. Obama includes Rahm.
6.) Jesus fed the multitudes while Obama leaves thousands hungry.
7.) Jesus raised the dead. Obama raised the deficit.
8.) Jesus was the Prince of Peace. Obama won the Peace Prize.
9.) Jesus says love your enemies. Okay Obama we’ll give you this one.
10.) Jesus was crucified. Obama hasn’t been crucified….
Now why would you put a Bible cover on the Koran? Just asking.
You can pick up one of these sweet bible covers at 3bgifts.com 3b = (Bold Black and Beautiful) in case you wondered.
The Lemon is going to need these super duper athletic shoes the day the MOB runs him out of office. My guess is he will be hoofin’ it right into the arms of his main squeeze Commie Lover Vladimir Putin, his Socialist Girl Friday Hugo Chavez or possibly pay a major import tax to see a Chinese HO Jintao.
C’mon people he may have divided this country a thousand ways in 9 short months but one thing conservatives, liberals, socialist, marxist, white, black, asian, muslims, christians and atheist can wholly agree on is – this president has some sweet kicks.
If you would like a pair of these bad boys you can go to https://www.obamashoes.tv/ Plus there is a totally sweet video to watch.
“Let me be clear” our Lemon-in-Chief wants to turn America into a socialist nation that bankrupts the hardworking middle-class so he can make friends with all of those that hate America. “Let me be clear” he is leaving our soldiers in Afghanistan without the backing of strong leadership. “Let me be clear” he wants to determine whether my grandparents should live or die. “Let me be clear” he has destroyed the dollar. “Let me be clear” that Putin and the Russians smell the fear of his cowardly cabinet. “Let me be clear” not only does the Right dislike him but the Left is smelling what he is stepping in too. “Let me be clear” you are not the messiah so quit thinking that you are. “Let me be clear” Iran will get nukes during his presidency, hell he might even loan them a few. “Let me be clear” anyone he appoints as a czar is most likely a felon. “Let me be clear” Israel you are on your own. “Let me be clear” Obama is The Lemon.
It’s not all beads, parties and parades for The Big Lemon as he strolls into New Orleans. Nearly 9 months after becoming the big man he plans on spending a total of about 3 hours from touchdown to takeoff. The local residents and government officials in New Orleans are ticked at the brevity of the visit. Representative Steve Scalise, a Republican from southeastern Louisiana, held a news conference in which he called Mr. Obama’s visit a “drive-through daiquiri summit.” Representative Gene Taylor, Democrat of Mississippi, wrote a critical five-page letter to the president. Mississippi editorial writers are not pleased either.
Is the goal of our Nobel Peace Prize recipient to unite the rest of the world by destroying America from within? The Lemon is driving the wedge here at home.
Obama’s cronies and thugs have made a South Park appearance as Butters tries to get housing loans for his bitches. Do you think Obama is backed by Acorn because they both have mutual interests in hookers? Hmmmm.
